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Timmy and the Jets

Tim Tebow may be coming to New Jersey, and I am devastated. How is this even possible? My favorite player in the history of the National Football League was just traded to the area, and I couldn’t be more upset. Why? Because Tim Tebow was traded to the Jets. From a young age, every Giant … Continue reading

the best way to tell a story is from the beginning

So fuck everyone, I’m starting in the middle. You have to assume something is wrong with your life when you find yourself having a mental breakdown in front of an Applebee’s at 3:30 on a Monday. Mascara was running down my face and onto the cover of my Contracts textbook. My nose was also running … Continue reading

Snapshot

Oopsies. Something's supposed to be here.

Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

Twitter-feeder

  • RT @HillaryClinton: The administration just put a gag rule in place that bars Title X health care providers from referring patients for saf… 4 hours ago
  • RT @jdawsey1: "He has denied it," Trump says of Robert Kraft. Always interesting, with Trump, or any politician for that matter, to see who… 5 hours ago
  • RT @mikefreemanNFL: Somewhere Kaepernick is like: these owners didn’t want ME in the league? 5 hours ago
  • Adventures in skincare: not touching your face is really, really hard. 5 hours ago
  • RT @Patrickesque: The same Bernie Bros who booed Stacey Abrams when she asked for unity in 2016 are now demanding that we unite together be… 6 hours ago

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