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The Gospel According to Kristen

Every year my friends talk about what they’re giving up for the 40-day lenten period before Zombie Jesus rises from the ground to fight Darth Vader Easter. Every year, I go on the same tirade about how giving something up for less than two months does not a good Christian make. As a kid, I’d … Continue reading


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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.


  • RT @playbill: Event is open to all! If you are unable to attend in person and would like to view the celebration, we will be going LIVE at… 1 hour ago
  • RT @RonanFarrow: This was real. Steve loved video games and took them seriously as an art form. Especially adventure games—an extension of… 4 hours ago
  • The holiday Mickey Mouse special (duck the halls) is a TREAT 21 hours ago
  • RT @greenhousenyt: With Kellogg's planning to use permanent replacement workers to take the jobs of its 1,400 strikers, many are calling to… 22 hours ago
  • RT @MrDanZak: One thing I often think about is how Sondheim’s “genius” phase began when he was 40, with the debut of COMPANY. He was 41 for… 1 day ago

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