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The Gospel According to Kristen

Every year my friends talk about what they’re giving up for the 40-day lenten period before Zombie Jesus rises from the ground to fight Darth Vader Easter. Every year, I go on the same tirade about how giving something up for less than two months does not a good Christian make. As a kid, I’d … Continue reading

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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

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  • RT @TheStagmania: “Warren is surging in the polls! Time to attack, what do we have?” “Uhh … she … charged money for her legal services rat… 1 hour ago
  • RT @travisakers: Children detained by Border Patrol had a heartbeat before they died. Children executed by gunmen in their schools had a h… 1 hour ago
  • RT @cmclymer: Elizabeth Warren has been a tenured law professor at Harvard since 1995. She is one of the all-time most cited legal experts… 2 hours ago
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  • RT @sfpelosi: You guys - her wardrobe consultant is my DAD! (PS the 55 years-married lovebirds still smooch all the time 🥰) https://t.co/… 2 hours ago

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