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The Gospel According to Kristen

Posted by I Make Bad Decisions ⋅ 04.05.15, 1 pm

Every year my friends talk about what they’re giving up for the 40-day lenten period before Zombie Jesus rises from the ground to fight Darth Vader Easter. Every year, I go on the same tirade about how giving something up for less than two months does not a good Christian make. As a kid, I’d … Continue reading →

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the best way to tell a story is from the beginning

Posted by I Make Bad Decisions ⋅ 03.21.12, 4 pm ⋅ 1 Comment

So fuck everyone, I’m starting in the middle. You have to assume something is wrong with your life when you find yourself having a mental breakdown in front of an Applebee’s at 3:30 on a Monday. Mascara was running down my face and onto the cover of my Contracts textbook. My nose was also running … Continue reading →