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I’ve decided I hate the nicknames I gave my friends a few years ago. No time like the present to use the ones we actually call each other, right? I’ll update the page ASAP.  My friend FZM has a morning-after tradition following a raucous night of hardcore imbibing and general debauchery. Startlingly sober, he professes … Continue reading


I can now say that I’ve been to a Pokemon wedding. And yes, it was as epic as you’d think. The rings were encased in a Pokeball, the bridal theme was a beautiful piano rendition of the TV theme show song, and there was even Pokemon-themed homebrews. Bluebasaur. Pikabrew. Most importantly, the two people who were married … Continue reading


Today is the day I would have graduated law school. Emphasis on the would have- as anyone who read my very first, dust-collecting post knows, I left law school on the second day of classes in January, 2012. I sold my books, ditched my apartment, and burned many, many bridges of those mentioned in previous … Continue reading


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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.


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