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About Kristen

Smartassing it on the Garden State Parkway

1. Meet Kristen.

2. Born and raised in New Jersey.

3. Loves anything and everything Disney.

4. Also loves Jose Cuervo.

5. Hates mayonnaise.

Skills: Disney Princess impersonations, flip cup, Microsoft Word

Interests: Walt Disney World, Yankees, artery clogging junk food

Hobbies: Swimming, travel, mooching off my parents

Education: Bachelor of Arts in Theater Studies/Honors Program designation, summa cum laude- Montclair State University

Associate’s Degree in Tailgating- Rutgers University

Master of Arts in Bullshit, magna cum laude (fast track program)- Boston College Law School

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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

Twitter-feeder

  • RT @brianefallon: It sure is odd how Kavanaugh had such detailed questions in mind for Bill Clinton, but now apparently thinks it is improp… 5 hours ago
  • RT @pokemon_paul: Gay culture is knowing the real antagonist in Devil Wears Prada is the boyfriend and selfish shit friends 5 hours ago
  • RT @VicMensa: Last week Chicago Police escorted a “bait-truck” full of shoes through the South Side of Chicago to lure poor people with FRE… 5 hours ago
  • RT @pjmkim: I thought this was a joke. We don’t need luck, we need the northeast infrastructure and Penn station (NYC) to not be in such di… 5 hours ago
  • RT @joncoopertweets: Trump’s White House speechwriter was fired after it was revealed he spoke at a conference attended by well-known white… 5 hours ago

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