Smartassing it on the Garden State Parkway

1. Meet Kristen.

2. Born and raised in New Jersey.

3. Loves anything and everything Disney.

4. Also loves Jose Cuervo.

5. Hates mayonnaise.

Skills: Disney Princess impersonations, flip cup, Microsoft Word

Interests: Walt Disney World, Yankees, artery clogging junk food

Hobbies: Swimming, travel, mooching off my parents

Education: Bachelor of Arts in Theater Studies/Honors Program designation, summa cum laude- Montclair State University

Associate’s Degree in Tailgating- Rutgers University

Master of Arts in Bullshit, magna cum laude (fast track program)- Boston College Law School

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