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About Kristen

Smartassing it on the Garden State Parkway

1. Meet Kristen.

2. Born and raised in New Jersey.

3. Loves anything and everything Disney.

4. Also loves Jose Cuervo.

5. Hates mayonnaise.

Skills: Disney Princess impersonations, flip cup, Microsoft Word

Interests: Walt Disney World, Yankees, artery clogging junk food

Hobbies: Swimming, travel, mooching off my parents

Education: Bachelor of Arts in Theater Studies/Honors Program designation, summa cum laude- Montclair State University

Associate’s Degree in Tailgating- Rutgers University

Master of Arts in Bullshit, magna cum laude (fast track program)- Boston College Law School

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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

Twitter-feeder

  • Just venting, I’d rather not share details, but it SUCKS when you just want to do something great for you (like exe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 10 hours ago
  • RT @ScottGustin: And Encanto still has zero presence at Walt Disney World. And don’t talk to me about merch or a festival booth. 10 hours ago
  • i watch AJLT during lunch now...and miranda is SO CRINGE. so flipping cringe. 13 hours ago
  • RT @AngryBlackLady: May Susan Collins's socks forever be wet and may a lego appear before her with every step. 14 hours ago
  • RT @jemelehill: Biden’s pledge to nominate a black woman to the SC has predictably become a debate about qualifications. Reminder: Amy Cone… 15 hours ago

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