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So so so so, sooooo so sorry

My deepest apologies to those of you who were left waiting in the cold for March Madness: Part 2. I was out all weekend making incredibly bad decisions (one of them included my high school band director’s son and tequila). I super-duper, pinky-swear on Walt Disney’s grave that Part 2 will be finished by tomorrow.  … Continue reading


Timmy and the Jets

Tim Tebow may be coming to New Jersey, and I am devastated. How is this even possible? My favorite player in the history of the National Football League was just traded to the area, and I couldn’t be more upset. Why? Because Tim Tebow was traded to the Jets. From a young age, every Giant … Continue reading


the best way to tell a story is from the beginning

So fuck everyone, I’m starting in the middle. You have to assume something is wrong with your life when you find yourself having a mental breakdown in front of an Applebee’s at 3:30 on a Monday. Mascara was running down my face and onto the cover of my Contracts textbook. My nose was also running … Continue reading



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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.


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