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So so so so, sooooo so sorry

My deepest apologies to those of you who were left waiting in the cold for March Madness: Part 2. I was out all weekend making incredibly bad decisions (one of them included my high school band director’s son and tequila). I super-duper, pinky-swear on Walt Disney’s grave that Part 2 will be finished by tomorrow.  … Continue reading

Timmy and the Jets

Tim Tebow may be coming to New Jersey, and I am devastated. How is this even possible? My favorite player in the history of the National Football League was just traded to the area, and I couldn’t be more upset. Why? Because Tim Tebow was traded to the Jets. From a young age, every Giant … Continue reading

the best way to tell a story is from the beginning

So fuck everyone, I’m starting in the middle. You have to assume something is wrong with your life when you find yourself having a mental breakdown in front of an Applebee’s at 3:30 on a Monday. Mascara was running down my face and onto the cover of my Contracts textbook. My nose was also running … Continue reading

Snapshot

Oopsies. Something's supposed to be here.

Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

Twitter-feeder

  • Just venting, I’d rather not share details, but it SUCKS when you just want to do something great for you (like exe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 10 hours ago
  • RT @ScottGustin: And Encanto still has zero presence at Walt Disney World. And don’t talk to me about merch or a festival booth. 11 hours ago
  • i watch AJLT during lunch now...and miranda is SO CRINGE. so flipping cringe. 14 hours ago
  • RT @AngryBlackLady: May Susan Collins's socks forever be wet and may a lego appear before her with every step. 14 hours ago
  • RT @jemelehill: Biden’s pledge to nominate a black woman to the SC has predictably become a debate about qualifications. Reminder: Amy Cone… 16 hours ago

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