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The Gospel According to Kristen

Every year my friends talk about what they’re giving up for the 40-day lenten period before Zombie Jesus rises from the ground to fight Darth Vader Easter. Every year, I go on the same tirade about how giving something up for less than two months does not a good Christian make. As a kid, I’d … Continue reading


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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.


  • RT @HillaryClinton: The administration just put a gag rule in place that bars Title X health care providers from referring patients for saf… 5 hours ago
  • RT @jdawsey1: "He has denied it," Trump says of Robert Kraft. Always interesting, with Trump, or any politician for that matter, to see who… 5 hours ago
  • RT @mikefreemanNFL: Somewhere Kaepernick is like: these owners didn’t want ME in the league? 5 hours ago
  • Adventures in skincare: not touching your face is really, really hard. 5 hours ago
  • RT @Patrickesque: The same Bernie Bros who booed Stacey Abrams when she asked for unity in 2016 are now demanding that we unite together be… 7 hours ago

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