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The Gospel According to Kristen

Every year my friends talk about what they’re giving up for the 40-day lenten period before Zombie Jesus rises from the ground to fight Darth Vader Easter. Every year, I go on the same tirade about how giving something up for less than two months does not a good Christian make. As a kid, I’d … Continue reading


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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.


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  • RT @KT_So_It_Goes: yeah because they’ve moved on to showing up to intimidate school board meetings and local election officials where you h… 5 hours ago
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  • RT @HuffPostPol: The editorial board of Albany's Times Union asks the New York Republican "how low" she can go in its withering essay. http… 6 hours ago
  • RT @ASlavitt: COVID Update: The very unclear story of boosters will become clear. I will try to sort it out. And attempt to be clear mysel… 7 hours ago

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