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Timmy and the Jets

Tim Tebow may be coming to New Jersey, and I am devastated. How is this even possible? My favorite player in the history of the National Football League was just traded to the area, and I couldn’t be more upset. Why? Because Tim Tebow was traded to the Jets. From a young age, every Giant … Continue reading

the best way to tell a story is from the beginning

So fuck everyone, I’m starting in the middle. You have to assume something is wrong with your life when you find yourself having a mental breakdown in front of an Applebee’s at 3:30 on a Monday. Mascara was running down my face and onto the cover of my Contracts textbook. My nose was also running … Continue reading

Snapshot

Oopsies. Something's supposed to be here.

Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

Twitter-feeder

  • RT @brianschatz: Please pick a Senate race, and please, spread your money around. We need to be well funded in 10-12 places not just the ra… 3 hours ago
  • RT @sbg1: Random sad 2020 thought: more people have died of covid-19 than decided the 2016 election 3 hours ago
  • RT @ava: Trump wants to neutralize @USPS to prevent vote by mail in November. Dear @stevenmnuchin1, give this esteemed organization adequat… 4 hours ago
  • RT @paulkrugman: Another thought on Arizona's numbers: AZ, with 7 million people, is reporting as many new cases per day as the European Un… 6 hours ago
  • RT @brianschatz: It is important to understand that he said this today. 6 hours ago

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