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Timmy and the Jets

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Tim Tebow may be coming to New Jersey, and I am devastated. How is this even possible? My favorite player in the history of the National Football League was just traded to the area, and I couldn’t be more upset. Why? Because Tim Tebow was traded to the Jets. From a young age, every Giant … Continue reading →

the best way to tell a story is from the beginning

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So fuck everyone, I’m starting in the middle. You have to assume something is wrong with your life when you find yourself having a mental breakdown in front of an Applebee’s at 3:30 on a Monday. Mascara was running down my face and onto the cover of my Contracts textbook. My nose was also running … Continue reading →

Snapshot

Oopsies. Something's supposed to be here.

Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

Twitter-feeder

  • RT @MrItty: At last, the correct headline. Screw you, @cnn. ——- 99.992% of fully vaccinated people have dodged COVID, CDC data shows -… 3 hours ago
  • RT @mkraju: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert were the lone two members to vote against a bill that would reauthorize the National… 3 hours ago
  • RT @deray: good. 4 hours ago
  • RT @POTUS: Thank you @GovMurphy for stepping up and taking action to save lives. It’s long past time we pass common-sense gun reforms in ev… 4 hours ago
  • RT @JoyAnnReid: This is who @TomCottonAR is. Nothing the “slavery was a necessary evil” guy does should surprise you. 4 hours ago

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