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The “Misery Loves Company” Conundrum

Everyone who knows me knows I hate cliches- those awful quotes people tweet and retweet, and post onto backgrounds of sunsets and rainbows and mountains to vomit all over your Facebook feed. Most of that drivel is pure, unadulterated, Hallmark junk masquerading as inspiration, manufactured so you can make excuses for yourself and your behavior. “What’s … Continue reading

You Say Tomato, I Say Go Fuck Yourself

I feel like this is one of the debates that has raged on for all mankind. It’s up there with    chicken or the egg, vanilla or chocolate, Backstreet Boys or N*SYNC. All my semi-adult life I’ve used the term “hook up” to describe anything in the realm of making out, heavy petting- anything more … Continue reading

Confirmation that I am a Horrible Person

I know I’m not the first person that’s ever done this before. I still think it’s worthy of a rant.  Last week, against all my better judgment and common sense, I decided to open a match.com account. I spent hours after work crafting the perfect witty profile and complimenting it with my best pictures. I … Continue reading

Nine Reasons Not to Go to Law School

9. It’s nothing like you thought it was: Law school in reality, and not movieland, is a perverse form of middle school masquerading as a graduate program.  You’ve got your gunners (a technical LS term for supernerds, but exponentially more annoying), snipers, jocks and popular kids, environmental club kids, punks and hipsters. In your 1L year … Continue reading

Timmy and the Jets

Tim Tebow may be coming to New Jersey, and I am devastated. How is this even possible? My favorite player in the history of the National Football League was just traded to the area, and I couldn’t be more upset. Why? Because Tim Tebow was traded to the Jets. From a young age, every Giant … Continue reading

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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

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