Reprogramming

I love running. It is the best part of my life. Running in the cold is unbridled joy. Sometimes I like it more than I like eating cupcakes and binge watching TV. That wasn’t sarcasm, I swear. No. No- wait. Not the hose again. ANYTHING BUT THAT. You promised if I said I loved it you’d stop. Oh god no. Pleeeeeeeease not the hose again!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO.

I love running.

This post was for Smitty and Aperture. Because I hate running, but I love them.