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Bachelorette: Better than Bridesmaids, so suck it.

A few weeks ago I had the distinct privilege of watching a bootleg copy of Bachelorette with my very dear friend, The Director. She told me before we watched it that I’d like it more than I liked Bridesmaids. I thought she was insane, because Bridesmaids is, like, thebestfemaledrivencomedyever, or so everyone tells me. I … Continue reading

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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

Twitter-feeder

  • We used to not sell fireworks in NJ and WHY DID THAT CHANGE 49 minutes ago
  • RT @mousterpiece: Cutting through the bullshit, and he’s absolutely correct. 51 minutes ago
  • RT @harrylitman: Shooter appears to be 18-20 years old. Drives home the ridiculousness of the Rs rejection of an assault weapon ban for 18-… 51 minutes ago
  • RT @shannonrwatts: “The Highland Park parade had a heavy presence of police and fire vehicles…” How much more proof do we need before Ameri… 51 minutes ago
  • I really hate my neighbors. Not looking forward to the next two months of nightly booms. 53 minutes ago

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