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Nine Reasons: The Aftermath

I left Law School the same way one would leave a really, really bad party. I bowed out before the end, sheepishly acting like I was going to the bathroom instead of getting the hell outta dodge. It was the second day of second semester, 1L year. I was supposed to be joining my section … Continue reading

Bachelorette: Better than Bridesmaids, so suck it.

A few weeks ago I had the distinct privilege of watching a bootleg copy of Bachelorette with my very dear friend, The Director. She told me before we watched it that I’d like it more than I liked Bridesmaids. I thought she was insane, because Bridesmaids is, like, thebestfemaledrivencomedyever, or so everyone tells me. I … Continue reading

Kristen Karma Project: Phase One Complete

I was participating in the great American Labor Day weekend ritual of speedwalking through the mall and bumping into as many people as possible when I saw something that made my year. Many moons ago, back in high school, I somehow became colossal enemies with this girl. I say somehow because I honestly don’t remember … Continue reading


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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.


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