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An Open Letter to Tim Tebow

They say opposites attract, so it’s no wonder a sailor-mouthed Planned Parenthood donor like me fell for the charitable, kind golden boy of the NFL. I’ve been stalking your…career ever since you were a baby Gator. I knew we were destined for something because you’re from Florida, and my favorite place in the world happens … Continue reading


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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.


  • RT @stucam7771: President Clinton "wasn't the most faithful", but he wasn't a traitor. President W Bush "wasn't the smartest", but he wasn'… 1 hour ago
  • RT @jonfavs: There is absolutely no evidence that Democrats are a minority in this country. We’ve won the popular vote in 6 of the last 7 p… 1 hour ago
  • RT @peterdaou: I'm going to repeat this: EVERYTHING we're seeing today that the mainstream media is belatedly waking up to, was predicted a… 3 hours ago
  • RT @AbbieEvansXO: Me: *covers foot with blanket* Monster 1: *about to grab my foot anyway* Monster 2: *quickly pulling him back* NO. we h… 4 hours ago
  • RT @DemWrite: Hey @realDonaldTrump: I vow to travel to Washington to protest in person if Vladimir Putin sets one foot in my homeland. Tha… 4 hours ago

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