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An Open Letter to Tim Tebow

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They say opposites attract, so it’s no wonder a sailor-mouthed Planned Parenthood donor like me fell for the charitable, kind golden boy of the NFL. I’ve been stalking your…career ever since you were a baby Gator. I knew we were destined for something because you’re from Florida, and my favorite place in the world happens … Continue reading →

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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

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  • RT @sfpelosi: You guys - her wardrobe consultant is my DAD! (PS the 55 years-married lovebirds still smooch all the time 🥰) https://t.co/… 3 hours ago

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