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An Open Letter to Tim Tebow

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They say opposites attract, so it’s no wonder a sailor-mouthed Planned Parenthood donor like me fell for the charitable, kind golden boy of the NFL. I’ve been stalking your…career ever since you were a baby Gator. I knew we were destined for something because you’re from Florida, and my favorite place in the world happens … Continue reading →

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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

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  • RT @MrItty: At last, the correct headline. Screw you, @cnn. ——- 99.992% of fully vaccinated people have dodged COVID, CDC data shows -… 5 hours ago
  • RT @mkraju: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert were the lone two members to vote against a bill that would reauthorize the National… 5 hours ago
  • RT @deray: good. 5 hours ago
  • RT @POTUS: Thank you @GovMurphy for stepping up and taking action to save lives. It’s long past time we pass common-sense gun reforms in ev… 6 hours ago
  • RT @JoyAnnReid: This is who @TomCottonAR is. Nothing the “slavery was a necessary evil” guy does should surprise you. 6 hours ago

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