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An Open Letter to Tim Tebow

They say opposites attract, so it’s no wonder a sailor-mouthed Planned Parenthood donor like me fell for the charitable, kind golden boy of the NFL. I’ve been stalking your…career ever since you were a baby Gator. I knew we were destined for something because you’re from Florida, and my favorite place in the world happens … Continue reading



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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.


  • RT @ScottHech: Dear God. In America today: ICE raids immigrants, including green card holders & asylees, detains them *indefinitely in horr… 11 hours ago
  • Terminal C at EWR is pretty great. No sarcasm, no lie. I'm super impressed with all the updates. 11 hours ago
  • RT @JoyceWhiteVance: When Trump attacks Mueller, remember he is questioning the ethics of a prosecutor who has served his country since he… 13 hours ago
  • RT @goldengateblond: Not complicated. Establish non-negotiables, then run who can win WHERE THEY’RE RUNNING. Some places, only centrists a… 13 hours ago
  • RT @VABVOX: You know what amazes me? Women have access to guns every day and despite the way we are treated by society, by bosses, by men w… 13 hours ago

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