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You Say Tomato, I Say Go Fuck Yourself

I feel like this is one of the debates that has raged on for all mankind. It’s up there with    chicken or the egg, vanilla or chocolate, Backstreet Boys or N*SYNC. All my semi-adult life I’ve used the term “hook up” to describe anything in the realm of making out, heavy petting- anything more … Continue reading

Confirmation that I am a Horrible Person

I know I’m not the first person that’s ever done this before. I still think it’s worthy of a rant.  Last week, against all my better judgment and common sense, I decided to open a match.com account. I spent hours after work crafting the perfect witty profile and complimenting it with my best pictures. I … Continue reading

Shit Doesn’t Happen, aka Writer’s Block

I’ve been forcing myself to sit at my computer and write out the fourth entry in the March Madness series, but every time I type out exactly what we did that day it seems unworthy of a post and anticlimactic. And you deserve more than that. Long story short: we came, we drank, we watched … Continue reading

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Oopsies. Something's supposed to be here.

Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.

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  • This sucks. I really wish I could be more articulate than that, but I can’t. twitter.com/waltdisneyco/s… 23 minutes ago
  • RT @NateSilver538: Just politically... it seems very very very very risky for the Trump administration to claim coronavirus is contained in… 2 hours ago
  • RT @SenBlumenthal: This morning’s classified coronavirus briefing should have been made fully open to the American people—they would be as… 2 hours ago
  • RT @brianschatz: The Coronavirus is not contained. It will not fade in the spring. Trump cut CDC by 9 percent. Trump eliminated the positio… 2 hours ago
  • RT @ChrisMurphyCT: Trump has put no one in charge of Coronavirus. He is pushing cuts to the budgets of all the agencies that fight pandemi… 2 hours ago

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