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You Say Tomato, I Say Go Fuck Yourself

I feel like this is one of the debates that has raged on for all mankind. It’s up there with    chicken or the egg, vanilla or chocolate, Backstreet Boys or N*SYNC. All my semi-adult life I’ve used the term “hook up” to describe anything in the realm of making out, heavy petting- anything more … Continue reading


Confirmation that I am a Horrible Person

I know I’m not the first person that’s ever done this before. I still think it’s worthy of a rant.  Last week, against all my better judgment and common sense, I decided to open a match.com account. I spent hours after work crafting the perfect witty profile and complimenting it with my best pictures. I … Continue reading


Shit Doesn’t Happen, aka Writer’s Block

I’ve been forcing myself to sit at my computer and write out the fourth entry in the March Madness series, but every time I type out exactly what we did that day it seems unworthy of a post and anticlimactic. And you deserve more than that. Long story short: we came, we drank, we watched … Continue reading



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Circa very late 2014/very early 2015.

Law school dropout. Lover of all things Disney. Exploring the vast wildlands of New Jersey and recording every second.


  • RT @ScottHech: Dear God. In America today: ICE raids immigrants, including green card holders & asylees, detains them *indefinitely in horr… 11 hours ago
  • Terminal C at EWR is pretty great. No sarcasm, no lie. I'm super impressed with all the updates. 11 hours ago
  • RT @JoyceWhiteVance: When Trump attacks Mueller, remember he is questioning the ethics of a prosecutor who has served his country since he… 13 hours ago
  • RT @goldengateblond: Not complicated. Establish non-negotiables, then run who can win WHERE THEY’RE RUNNING. Some places, only centrists a… 13 hours ago
  • RT @VABVOX: You know what amazes me? Women have access to guns every day and despite the way we are treated by society, by bosses, by men w… 13 hours ago

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